VW Vibrator

Fade in to a long silver cord draped from the dashboard, curling its way up and between the legs of a beautiful young woman sitting in the front seat of her brand new VW Rabbit! A gentle wurr rising from behind the sensual pulsating music makes itself noticed over the driving beat. The camera glides upward revealing a beautiful smile followed immediately by pursed lips and a whimpering sigh. The woman purrs and the music crescendos, the camera pans over her thigh and reveals...the world's best selling and most popular vibrator; the Rabbit...THIS time it’s the new Rabbit VW Rabbit Signature Edition with dc power cord included for those long lonely road trips!
The new VW Rabbit Rabbit! Taking self indulgence to the next level! Move over Slash and John Mayer!
VW drivers wanted!
(Hey, it could happen. I'll call it C ooperative U nilateral M arketing!)